Ayala vida quiero un cupcake. No, no Doutzen Kroes no haría eso. Ella también esperaría al almuerzo para comer y se tomaría un té verde como yo verdad?
En verdad que huevos que los hombres no se tienen que depilar, solo por ese pequeño detalle las mujeres deberían ganar mas plata. La canasta básica de las mujeres tan es mas grande. Es higiene, y es fuckin caro. Con la pendejada las mujeres se gastan al rededor de 60 palos al mes en quitarse algo que en teoría debería estar ahí pero si lo dejan son unas cochinas. Que ganamos de esto? Seriamente suban el salario man.
Se imaginan si Martinelli tuviera un ask? eso sí que seria vaina seria con el anonimato
Me parece demasiado gracioso que las farmacias de Panamá te cobren por el 3er paquetíto de Splenda
o azúcar, porque lo hacen si no lo han notado
Me pregunto si Jane, la musa del primer disco de Maroon5, Songs About Jane esta disque buenísima. Como chucha iso para que toda la banda gustara de ella.
Si en verdad eres lo que comes yo soy una tuna en lata light y una taza de té verde.
No puedo ser la única que en verdad sonríe cuando lee los posters esos en las tiendas que dice, "Sonríe, te estamos grabando." ....Si me pongo a pensarlo bien esos posters tan bieeeen creepy.
Imposible que Shakira aún no capta que sus mejores canciones son las viejas y las que se parecen a las viejas.
No se fumar Arguile. Siempre me atoro. Es mas, nunca me he no atorado...no se porque sigo tratando.
La cruda realidad es que parece ser exitoso solo tienes 3 opciones:
a.) trabajar muy duro
b.) tener buco pull
c.) o ser muy pero muy guapo
Siempre me he imaginado la fruta Coca Cola. No se si me explico, la soda de fresa, de uva... se imaginan que hubiera una fruta de verdad para la coca cola?
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Every Day I'm more and more impressed by serious bloggers. You guys don't even know how long it takes me to think about what to write and my mind is still blank. It's seriously fucked up. Because I still suck at this, and have no idea what to write I'll keep this tab opened throughout the day and I'll write my random thoughts throughout the day. I think that entertains people, stuff like that are usually my most retweeted and favorited twits... Here we go,
Shit I want a cupcake.No, no that's not what Doutzen Kroes would do. She would probbably also wait until lunch and drink green tea like me right?
Imagine if President had an ask.fm... serious shit would go down
It is seriously not fair that guys don't have to wax, just because of that little fact women should totally be paid more. The basic survival shopping for a women is so much bigger, and it´s not vanity....it´s hygiene. I am yet to meet a man that thinks pubic hair is sexy. Women spend at least 60 dollars waxing a month. Drastically (and painfully!!) removing hair that should stay there in theory, and girls who don't wax are seen as dirty. What do we, women gain from this!? Seriously our salaries need to increase.
I think it's seriously funny how convenience stores here in Panama charge you for the 3rd little packet of Spenda or sugar, because they do in case you haven't noticed.
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Every Day I'm more and more impressed by serious bloggers. You guys don't even know how long it takes me to think about what to write and my mind is still blank. It's seriously fucked up. Because I still suck at this, and have no idea what to write I'll keep this tab opened throughout the day and I'll write my random thoughts throughout the day. I think that entertains people, stuff like that are usually my most retweeted and favorited twits... Here we go,
Shit I want a cupcake.No, no that's not what Doutzen Kroes would do. She would probbably also wait until lunch and drink green tea like me right?
Imagine if President had an ask.fm... serious shit would go down
It is seriously not fair that guys don't have to wax, just because of that little fact women should totally be paid more. The basic survival shopping for a women is so much bigger, and it´s not vanity....it´s hygiene. I am yet to meet a man that thinks pubic hair is sexy. Women spend at least 60 dollars waxing a month. Drastically (and painfully!!) removing hair that should stay there in theory, and girls who don't wax are seen as dirty. What do we, women gain from this!? Seriously our salaries need to increase.
I think it's seriously funny how convenience stores here in Panama charge you for the 3rd little packet of Spenda or sugar, because they do in case you haven't noticed.
I wonder if Jane, the muse for Maroon5's, Songs About Jane is like super incredibly hot.
How the fuck did she get a whole band to like her?
If you're really what you eat I'm probably a light tuna can and a green tea mug.
There's no way I'm the only psycho that actually smiles when I read the posters "Smile, we're filming you!" at pharmacies....wait. Now that I think about it, those are seriously creepy.
There's no way I'm the only psycho that actually smiles when I read the posters "Smile, we're filming you!" at pharmacies....wait. Now that I think about it, those are seriously creepy.
How can Shakira not notice nobody likes her new style. Bring the belly dancer back!
The real ugly and sad truth is that there's only 3 ways to be successful
a.) working very hard
b.) connections
c.) being super good looking
